difference of opinions

I don't know if I feel this way because I haven't had kids yet and I am immature but I can not stand it when people discuss their kid's bowel movements.  It happens all the time...on facebook I see people updating their status with "you wouldn't believe the crap my kid took today, he/she ruined their outfit", my response --Disgusting.  Why do you feel the need to share such revolting news?  Do you really think we want to hear about your kid exploding in their diaper?  Or how big the turd was?  Smack me if I ever become one of those parents.